I know itâ€™s cool and all that we love zombies for a couple of reasons. First one has to be that they destroy the world and our never ending amount of debt and student loans we have acquired over the years. No more Bills to pay right? Sureâ€¦ Â Then we get to have no authority or law to guide us in our life. No more rules, no more making lines, no more sitting in the freeway waiting for traffic. Our life depends on our abilities of survival and quick thinking. Probably the best one out there is that the enemy that we face is a slow, bumbling, shambling piece of dead flesh that wants to kill you. I mean look at the tradeoffs! Itâ€™s pretty nice if you ask me.
Today I want to talk to you about something that irritates me a bit but hey its entertainment so canâ€™t blame them given the circumstances. Imagine youâ€™re walking around a field looking in all directions, you spot something that catches your eye like a nice juicy cow or pig that you havenâ€™t had in a while. Now as you look back to see if anybody is watching you, all of a sudden as if the fucking thing flew in from a Space Craft a ZOMBIE appears right behind you and starts to battle you for your brains.
OK Letâ€™s Pauseâ€¦.
I understand that we are facing slow stupid enemies but come on directors you got to give people the chance to at least fend for themselves. I mean whatâ€™s the point in trying to survive if you just magically insert X zombie into the scenario from nowhere and now he is in an up close and personal battle with you. LOL
I guess nothing is perfect, I guess people have to die. Itâ€™s also good entertainment. Iâ€™m sure movie directors or producers can come up with better ways of killing you than using the Invisible Zombie. For example: placing you in tight closed places or maybe fields that have high brush. That way when the zombie creeps up on you, it was because you didnâ€™t see it, the grass was too high.
Please movie people give me a logical reason to really understand how a rotting piece of dead flesh can overpower an adult and basically kill himâ€¦ I mean arenâ€™t they kind of weak to begin with and thatâ€™s why they attack in groups.
Oh wellâ€¦ Movies canâ€™t follow logic and that is why this page doesnâ€™t follow logic either. If not then the Zombie Apocalypse would be over in about 15 days from all the bad ass people walking around with all their cool gear, weapons and transportation and the zombies would die from decomposition in about 30 days. That sure is the reality of things when the world goes to shitâ€¦
Till next time… -Martyr- “I Insertus Latinus So I Could Sound Cool and High Speedus”