Good day ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce myself? My name is Paranoia and I will be your new best friend in the Zombie Apocalypse. I don’t wish to be friends with you but I’m a thought process. I live in your mind waiting to come out at the right time. You see when your anxiety and fear kick in during the end of the world they will tell me to come out. Unfortunately I can’t help it, I’m really good at my job and well no one else can do it. I will invade that brain of yours and insert irrationality and delusions.
You wont be able to think straight and often times you will see things that aren’t there. This of course will cause you to have more fear and make mistakes that will lead to your death. You see in a way, I work for the zombies. I am one of the explanations that people do stupid things, well other than being stupid of course.
My special weapon is the ability to make you think everyone is out to get you. You will think people want destroy you or your loved ones. You will believe this to the point you might want to kill fellow members of your group or eliminate any threat that stands against your thoughts.
You may think I’m not important but you’ll see… I might be in your head sleeping for the moment or maybe I’m already working on you right now since you are reading this in an “End of the World”page. Yeah I’m feeding your zombie apocalypse fantasies. Isn’t it great?
Oh well I’ve said enough, you have a nice day and remember always look behind you every 1 minute as a minimum. You never know…
Your best friend, Paranoia Â