If the real Zompocs follows the same formula as in the films, one minute you’ll be eating dinner, the next someone will be on the TV telling you people have started eating each other! Inside of twenty minutes the governments of the world will have collapsed. And it will be everyone for themselves.

But this scenario is far too simple. It’s created by Hollywood to entertain the dumb. And get their money. In reality things will be far more complicated.

Films tell us that zombies will come about because of some accident. But what if it’s caused intentionally?

All you conspiracy theorists out there will be well aware of the N.W.O. And two of their supposed aims

1: To thin out the human race.

2: Gain more control of our lives. Wouldn’t a zombie apocalypse be perfect for both?

When it all kicks off people will be afraid. They’ll panic. And start attacking each other, dead or alive. The streets will run red with blood. The governments of the world will panic putting troops on the streets. Enforcing marshal law and curfews. Meanwhile the N.W.O along with their zombie plague cure. And their private army will disappear into their James Bond type secret underground bunker.

Mandatory evacuations for civilians will be put into action. Anyone not wanting to go will either be moved by force or shot. People will then be dumped off at hastily prepared. Badly resourced rescue stations. And told it’s for their own good.

By order of the government all the bodies of the recently dead would have to be handed over for disposal. Which many people for various reasons (they still believe there’s respect in dying) just wouldn’t do so. So the military and police would have to waste time, and risk their lives taking the bodies by force, leaving the rescue stations even more under protected.

In America the beloved 2nd amendment could even be revoked!

There you are heading off to your hide out in the woods/mountains/abandoned gold mine. With your family/supplies/guns to wait till this whole thing blows over. Then in your rear view mirror you spot some military Humvees. Next you hear “Pull your vehicle over! You are out during the curfew. Pull over now! Or we will open fire!” What do you do? Pull over and put you and your families lives in the hands of a bunch of strangers. Hoping they won’t shoot you all as soon as they see the guns in the back of your truck? Or do you put your foot down and start praying?

Eventually though after the rescue stations have collapsed, the military is over run. And the politicians have run for the hills. If you’ve survived (guns intact) you’ll be looking to head out for some zed hunting. And to test out those fancy new boots you bought before everything went to shit. At about the same time the N.W.O with its vast private army will be coming out of its shelter with the cure for the zombie plague. And a new set of rules for everyone still alive in the world “do as we say. Or you’ll end up with your head on a poll. Great, as if the zombies, religious nuts, rapists, crazed maniacs, and rouge military elements weren’t enough to worry about, now you’ve got another! Fucking Hell!

“I’ll be back!” >Arnie<