(Real Life Picture Of A Necrophiliac, Featured On The News)
A zombie apocalypse survivor coming soon to a World near you:
“THE NECROPHILIAC”
Personality:
I screw dead people. What’s so wrong with that? At least I’m still getting laid. Look at Mr. Muscles over there. Is he getting laid on a regular basis? No, he’s not. Being a necrophiliac has its advantages. Hey, it’s not like I had a choice. Being the son of the local undertaker tends to kill your love life. So, I started my jollies from the dead girls that came through the mortuary. No big harm in it, I say. I didn’t hear any complaints from them. Hehe.
Well, the first time I saw a zombie was when one of the girls woke up on me. I freaked and started apologizing, thinking someone had made a mistake. Then I remembered that I had already put the embalming fluid in her. At that point I ran the hell out of there. Two days later, I was one of a few people still left alive. I packed everything I needed, plus some food and zombie survival books, into my Bug and then hit the road. I’ve been traveling ever since, fighting the undead and putting them into the ground where they belong.
Quote:
“WHOA! Don’t shoot that one. I’ll, uhm, take care of her.â€
Source: AFMBE
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