A Zombie Apocalypse Survivor coming to a world near you:
“THE DRILL SERGEANT”
Oh my God! You are quite easily the sorriest lookinâ€™ assholes I have ever laid eyes on! Thereâ€™s not a stone-cold killer in the lot of you. Je-SUS!
Therefore, you will learn how to do three things and only three things. One, Survive! Two, Kill Pushbags! Three, how to stay alive! Mark my words ladies and gents: I plan for all of you to learn that extremely well. If I found out that any of you maggots has gotten yourself killed. I will track your bumblinâ€™ stumblinâ€™ sorry ass down and put you out of your misery! Am I understood? Bullshit, I canâ€™t hear you! I SAID AM I UNDERSTOOD?
Right! I expect every one of you to work your ass off. You will shoot straight, run fast, and keep whatâ€™s left of this great country for its citizens! Anyone I find fucking around, sleepinâ€™ late, or takinâ€™ more than their share I will personally feed to the rotten sonsabitches. We are a team and therefore we will think and act like one! Am I-
I saw that look, goddammit! All right pukes, Penderson here just earned all of you twenty laps around the compound. Now move it!
â€œWhat makes the grass grow? ZOMBIE BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD!â€