So you can microwave a mean Burrito and even stir up some first class roman you may even make a world class PB&J. You function pretty well as long as you have a toaster, a microwave and a George Foreman grill. I might even say you might have some mad grill skillz. But how good are you really on the day to day stuff that we come to rely on others (usually mom) for.
You can kill dozens of zombies all day long. I am sure you can even build a camp out of Popsicle sticks and used gum. You may even be able to trap a bear using only your socks. Youâ€™re an awesome Zompoc surviving machine. Letâ€™s face it you’re Bear Grills, Chuck Norris and The Old Spice guy mixed into one.
Question you got a hole in your only pair of jeans and Wal-Martâ€™s been looted and left to the zombies? Not that anyone can tell the difference between a Wal-Mart employee and a zombie any way. Being able to sew even an ugly job will keep your bags, clothes and other items around a bit longer.
How long do you think youâ€™ll keep finding canned food and power bars? Eventually youâ€™ll get to the point where you need to know to cook stuff. I donâ€™t see many microwaves still running during the Zompoc. Chances are toasters (at least electric ones) wonâ€™t be working either you can find ones that work over a fire or use a coat hanger to make one. Any way being able to cook will be handy actually as a skill, this comes in handy even before Zompoc. (Guys, the girls like a guy who can cook)
Howâ€™s your shirt smell?Â getting ripe during the Zompoc? you wonâ€™t find many working washers and dryers. You know how people been doing laundry longer then Maytag? if you figure out how to scrub you skid marked skivvies and get them clean youâ€™ll come out on top. Washing up should be no big deal you can scrub your pits and smell alright but if youâ€™re just tossing on that dirty old T shirt whatâ€™s the point?
Thereâ€™s no guarantee youâ€™ll always have someone around to take care of you. Your mom may not be there during Zompoc. Letâ€™s face it she has as much a chance of getting bit as any of us and you may find youâ€™re separated from her. Not to mention some of you really should be looking after yourself by now any way.
Hello Ladies Don’t think I forgot about you. Your Lovely loveliness wonâ€™t keep you from needing these skills either.Got To Run!
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Until next time Yeti.