Hello my name is Darth Zombie Overlord and I’m here to explain my gear and the reasons that I will survive. #1 I’ve trained all my life for this event. Since I can remember the end of the world by zombies has been my primary concern. Not having enough money and being in a country where Firearms are quite difficult to acquire I have spent my whole life into thinking and improvising my way into items. I can say I’m physically fit just look at the picture and I have some protective and defensive gear that I will explain now.
Explanation of First Picture:
I have a shirt over my head to protect me from the sun, in winter times it helps to retain heat. It prevents small blood splatter from entering my mouth or nose. It also helps in concealing my identity from Marauders.
Spaghetti Strainer: Often Overlooked by many zombie survivalist this piece of gear on my head can serve as an improvised helmet protecting my head, it can be used to dip items into water and then recovering without the use of tools. You can use it as a strainer. Go to the river and place it in the bottom and as a fish comes up you raise it and you have an instant meal. In some cases it can sift through sand and water to eliminate large objects or find objects you lost.
Belt: Can be used to make a strap for the strainer. you can use a belt for hundreds of reasons, my main one is to use as an emergency tourniquet , keep my pants up of course, can be used as a portable type of fastening device to make a shelter and also an improvised restraint system.
Fork And Spoon: Used For Eating mostly these instruments can be used in hand to hand fighting if you are under duress. The Fork will puncture the eyes and The Spoon can be used to Scoop up the eyes and make them blind…
Flashlight: Used for illumination, if batteries run out it can used as an impermeable storage container or as a cache to bury anything you want and it wont go to shit. Last Resort can be used to temporarily blind a zombie and kill it with it.
Second Picture Gear:
Ear Swab: It can be used for such purpose cleaning your ears but I will use them as improvised earplugs. I will cut it in half put it in my ears and I will prevent hearing loss. If I find a weapon they will be invaluable.
Comb and Scissor: We must have our hair short in the zombie apocalypse I intend to have my hair short and my scissors will help me with just that. I can make long sleeve pants and shirts into short sleeve come summer time… I can comb out nasty bugs from my hair. The Scissor can be used as a weapon as well and it’s STAINLESS STEEL!
Screwdriver: This will help me get into places that I can’t such as unscrewing windows, doors or latches that might be in the way. I got it pocket sized for mobility and comfort.
Bottle of Psych, Ibuprofen and Pain Meds: We are going to need some meds that is why I consolidated every medication into one bottle instead of carrying it all in one. They are all different shapes, sizes and colors and I know them by memory.
Winnie The Pooh Chalice: My cup for drinking and eating out of. I like it because it has a snow globe in the bottom I can use my screwdriver puncture it and have a small ration of emergency water until i can find some more. **Most Important** there is a toy inside that snow globe section. When all else fails and I’m alone atleast I’ll have some sort of company or toy that I can play with. Entertainment is necessary in the Zombie Apocalypse.
Multi Opening Tool: I have a bottle opener, a cork screwer. I can use the cork screwer to gouge out eyes if necessary.
Last but not least my treasured Kitchen Knife: It is my primary kill weapon, it has 3 screws to prevent breaking at first fight. I can take the knife affix it to any type of pole and make a semi decent long range melee weapon.
This is what I realistically can come up with for right now. I don’t have anything fancy just this. I live in a country with no access to firearms. I wish I could train with them but I can’t I must make do with what i have. Please rate me accordingly . Thanks
Darth Zombie Overlord out…..
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This was a shitty post ZAA. You’re comical means of survival will not help you at all. I am unsubscribing due to the stupidity that ZAA has been posting. I am disappointed to say the least.
Hey there Fuck Tard #1 We don’t give a fuck who you are but you will not insult anyone in this fucking page. Who the fuck are you to say this is stupid? Why because it doesn’t suit your “Tactical” frame of mind? There are many people all over the World with different types of mentality. If you don’t like what’s being posted then ignore it. If you want to give some criticism do so in a professional manner. We will not tolerate anyone who disrespects another person. He seems like a serious person with some logical and serious points of view. I could give two fucks if he used things that are not in the norm. To us that means he has an active imagination. One of the main aspects of survival.
Besides half of you fucks commenting haven’t been in any sort of real life combat operation to be the kings of fucking survival. Don’t make this a dick measuring contest take it for what it is.
Get em good guys.
Hahah Nice, even I could feel the burn from that for a second.
mister ShanK get fucking OWNED.
Glad to see we’re taking this topic seriously…. Douche
He’s dead.
Let me be clear to all of you that read this whoever takes the effort and time to post pictures and write up a review to be rated I will post him/her. we don’t give two fucks if he jokes a little bit about it or not. If he/she wants to be rated we will give him the right to do so.
Fair enough. But you must be open to both good and bad ratings. If the community at larger views the subject in a less that complementary light, thats their right to do so. It’s also their right to voice that opinion. But on the other hand, you donr have to post it. But either way, this page is a great resource to us zed heads, keep it up. And kudosto those willing to put themselves up for a rating.
We don’t care if you put a 0/10 and tell him his gear is not going to work and he’s gonna die because of X,Y,Z just don’t insult the person. That’s all we ask. Thanks.
I give him a pretty decent chance of survival mostly because he’s got alot of imagination. In a country where getting firearms is almost imposible you’ve done a great job of improvising, and when shit hits the fan imagination and improvivation are going to be essentials.
I give you a 7 because the lack of firearms makes survival in a zompocs harder, otherwise great job.
I would rate at a low 5, as he has no access to any sort of long range weaponry and (based on his post) no actual training of any sort. However, as he obviously has access to the internet, I would recommend researching how to make a bow, slingshot (Post didn’t specify if these items were also illegal or unavailable), anything that doesn’t require going toe to toe with an undead horde. However, credit for ingenuity, with a bit more technical know how and at least one or two decent non-melee weapons I think I could bump the rating to a 6. Adding rations, and commonly available survival items (Duct tape, bandages, lighters, poncho, anything really) would earn him an 8. Most importantly, maintaining his sense of humor might very well keep him alive, so long as he’s careful about how he takes those pain meds. Overall, good raw effort, think you’d do very well with a few solid hours of research on the google machine and a trip to the local supply/hardware store.
Also, now that I think of it, learning to construct primitive lures and traps would be an ideal solution given your creative ingenuity, and lack of access to firearms. Nice deep pit covered by foliage with some meat hung over it would probably do well. Zombies aren’t exactly rocket scientists and even if the trap didn’t kill them a zombie that cant eat you is still better than one that can.
i would get an axe,instead of that knife and trade the plasic cup thingy with a steel or metal container that seals with a lid of some sort for strength reasons. as for the collander, as a helmet it doesnt serve its purpose as you stated, as its not padded at all. i would find a sports helmet of some sort and drill holes in it instead. but a belt will be of great value to you! as well of some of the other items. good luck to ya! we are ALL gonna need it. cuz no one knows what the zompox holds!
oh and a rating, id give ya 6 or so just for bein imaginitive. ZAA is right just cuz your not a tacticle well armed person. a persons gotta do somethin!
I LOVE this one! Many of the same items I put together for the recent hurricane – all that seems to be missing is chocolate! A 0 out of 10. : )
right now like a 2, if you have to get close enough to spoon a zombie to death you probably won’t make it that far, however even if bows are illegal they can be made and then takin apart
I’ll give this guy a 9, he has a brain and has showed he knows how to use it very well. As for long range weapons I’m sure there will be some dead soldiers laying around to pick one up from. He loses a point for counting on the snow globe as water, plz don’t ever drink that! Good job though.
6/10. Improvise, adapt, and over come. He definitely did that well.
it’s funny how people rate purely on the fact of the gear, but if you compare a guy a tacted out with guns and such, next to a guy like this, you cant really know because the survival chance is base solely on the situation. The tacted out guy could die right away just for being at the wrong place at the wrong time while this guy survives the entire apocalypse. Look at my survivalist of the week post (the Oct 04, 2011 one), i have all the guns, gear and food n water, etc, so yea im prepared but that doesn’t mean that the moment i step foot out of my house a zombie can lunge at me and bite me, and this guy survives for years and years. So it really doesn’t matter how much gear you have and how prepared you are, its ALL chance, PLAIN AND SIMPLE!
Brandon, you’re totally right. You do all the right stuff to prepare and be ready, but if you’re get eaten, you’re gonna get eaten. Nothing you can do to avoid that. The old sh*t happens rule you know?
0.5
For gods sake kid lose the strainer. You’re better off without it. The Knife wont last long but I can respect the desperate measures we’ll need to go through for self-defense. I can tell from your fists that you’re not great at hand to hand striking etc. Lose the utensils use a spade if you have to… Shit…
Oh and I’ll give you a +2 for the toy in the cup hahahah.
I just hope he’s joking. I would give him a .5 out of 10. Come on man. On one good note, he probably would be good entertainment. Everyone needs a good laugh especially in a high stress environment. On that note I change his rating to a 1.5 or a 2 depending on his ability to make me laugh.