Hello my name is Darth Zombie Overlord and I’m here to explain my gear and the reasons that I will survive. #1 I’ve trained all my life for this event. Since I can remember the end of the world by zombies has been my primary concern. Not having enough money and being in a country where Firearms are quite difficult to acquire I have spent my whole life into thinking and improvising my way into items. I can say I’m physically fit just look at the picture and I have some protective and defensive gear that I will explain now.
Explanation of First Picture:
I have a shirt over my head to protect me from the sun, in winter times it helps to retain heat. It prevents small blood splatter from entering my mouth or nose. It also helps in concealing my identity from Marauders.
Spaghetti Strainer: Often Overlooked by many zombie survivalist this piece of gear on my head can serve as an improvised helmet protecting my head, it can be used to dip items into water and then recovering without the use of tools. You can use it as a strainer. Go to the river and place it in the bottom and as a fish comes up you raise it and you have an instant meal. In some cases it can sift through sand and water to eliminate large objects or find objects you lost.
Belt: Can be used to make a strap for the strainer. you can use a belt for hundreds of reasons, my main one is to use as an emergency tourniquet , keep my pants up of course, can be used as a portable type of fastening device to make a shelter and also an improvised restraint system.
Fork And Spoon: Used For Eating mostly these instruments can be used in hand to hand fighting if you are under duress. The Fork will puncture the eyes and The Spoon can be used to Scoop up the eyes and make them blind…
Flashlight: Used for illumination, if batteries run out it can used as an impermeable storage container or as a cache to bury anything you want and it wont go to shit. Last Resort can be used to temporarily blind a zombie and kill it with it.
Second Picture Gear:
Ear Swab: It can be used for such purpose cleaning your ears but I will use them as improvised earplugs. I will cut it in half put it in my ears and I will prevent hearing loss. If I find a weapon they will be invaluable.
Comb and Scissor: We must have our hair short in the zombie apocalypse I intend to have my hair short and my scissors will help me with just that. I can make long sleeve pants and shirts into short sleeve come summer time… I can comb out nasty bugs from my hair. The Scissor can be used as a weapon as well and it’s STAINLESS STEEL!
Screwdriver: This will help me get into places that I can’t such as unscrewing windows, doors or latches that might be in the way. I got it pocket sized for mobility and comfort.
Bottle of Psych, Ibuprofen and Pain Meds: We are going to need some meds that is why I consolidated every medication into one bottle instead of carrying it all in one. They are all different shapes, sizes and colors and I know them by memory.
Winnie The Pooh Chalice: My cup for drinking and eating out of. I like it because it has a snow globe in the bottom I can use my screwdriver puncture it and have a small ration of emergency water until i can find some more. **Most Important** there is a toy inside that snow globe section. When all else fails and I’m alone atleast I’ll have some sort of company or toy that I can play with. Entertainment is necessary in the Zombie Apocalypse.
Multi Opening Tool: I have a bottle opener, a cork screwer. I can use the cork screwer to gouge out eyes if necessary.
Last but not least my treasured Kitchen Knife: It is my primary kill weapon, it has 3 screws to prevent breaking at first fight. I can take the knife affix it to any type of pole and make a semi decent long range melee weapon.
This is what I realistically can come up with for right now. I don’t have anything fancy just this. I live in a country with no access to firearms. I wish I could train with them but I can’t I must make do with what i have. Please rate me accordingly . Thanks
Darth Zombie Overlord out…..