Werewolves! Vampires! Other nasty creatures! Obviously these are not as apocalyptic as ZOMBIES! Why? Because Werewolves are pansy’s that only come out on a full moon and could easy be defeated by silver. These “Lycanthrope” supposedly can develop superhuman strength and senses greater than man or wolf, HA! Yeah right! We all know that their only chance of existence is about as possible as a bestiality case gone wrong.

Vampires are just about as threatening. These beings supposedly maintain life by feeding on the life essence (generally in the form of blood) of living creatures. They only come out at night as sunlight makes them burn or in Stephanie Meyer’s case SPARKLE! So your defense would be a stake, some garlic, and a fortress to lock yourself up in at night. Doesn’t really sound terrifying, does it? We all know that you can sustain yourself on a diet of humans “But that is called ‘cannibalism,’ my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.” (Johnny Depp ~ Willy Wonka 2005)

Zombies are the moaning, ever shambling un-dead. They’re mindless and will continue to gnaw bite and chew whatever comes into their grasp, that is, until they decompose to a point of rest. They have an infinite appetite for flesh, and want to crack open your skull for the delicious candy centered brain. Not only that but if you are by chance bitten, or their blood somehow gets into your system, it’s likely you are now infected and are on your way to slowly and painfully dying only to be reanimated and walk the earth as part of the un-dead army.

Scarier still, zombies are the most likely to come about. Scientists playing with Nano technologies or Biological warfare, later new strains of already lethal viruses develop into some super virus. BAM! Zombies. It could be that simple.

Have you ever thought, “What if it’s a vampire/werewolf?”
No? Me neither.

~Amber