Vroom-rah-rah! Vroom-rah-rah! Rah Rah Rah…!!! You hear that?
That’s the sound of the most iconic weapon of doom in all horror and zombie movies. It is the most powerful symbol of terror in the Universe. Let’s face it when you hear the Chainsaw rev up you automatically go bat shit crazy.
Chainsaws are great for Hollywood Slashers but not so much for a zombie slayer. Chainsaws run on a belt, need gas and weigh a considerable amount. If used on a zombie, the amount of blood splatter, carnage and gore will eventually make the chainsaw useless.
We must understand that the chainsaw is a symbol of peace, justice, and joy… they are the weapon of the macabre. The chainsaw will always remain close to our hearts… and other zombie vital organs…Whenever you have nothing else to live for in a Zombie Apocalypse Rev that bad boy up, use it as a call sign to flush out all the zombies from their houses then recreate your greatest horror movie dream. Make sure you wear a nice apron and a dead skin mask to boot like my good friend Mr. Face!
If you ask me this sounds like a great way to go. At least you will give the other survivors a chance to loot all the empty houses that got cleared by the Vroom-rah-rah!
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